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by kevin
February 13, 2012
So you thought perhaps being alone on that miserable sodding holiday known as Valentine’s Day could be the worst thing possible. No, not so. The only thing worse is being so madly and completely in love with someone who can’t (or won’t) be ones Valentine, knowing full well she’ll be getting fucked by someone else. …
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by kevin
February 12, 2012
We were wrong. One *can* say never, and mean it.
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by kevin
September 17, 2011
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by kevin
September 5, 2011
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by kevin
July 6, 2011
You know him. Once of the shysters who got Casey Anthony off. Oh, and somewhere in there they defended her too. Anyway, some of the talking heads referred to him as a ‘southern gentleman’. When Mason showed his true colours and flipped off the media, he demonstrated exactly what kind of person he is. He …
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by kevin
May 31, 2011
There is no such thing as ‘unconditional friendship’. Anyone who claims to be your friend will ultimately butt fuck you at one time or another, and all you can do is pull the dick out of your ass and send your so called friend packing with a message they burnt their bridge and to find …
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by kevin
May 12, 2011
I used to ‘knock boots’ with a particular man hater named Ursula Centeno. I was one of life knows how many conquests she used up and tossed aside since her so called ‘divorce’. (Several STD tests since then have shown I got away lucky). I can’t completely blame her. She has a rather FAT and …
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by kevin
May 10, 2011
Osama Bin Laden Raid: Pakistan Hints China Wants a Peek at Secret Helicopter So…the Paki’s lie about harbouring bin Laden while taking billions in free aid, and then give the Chinese a look at technology that is not their own? Back stabbing fuckers. It’s time to stop wasting taxpayer dollars on the bloody fucking Paki’s …
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by kevin
May 5, 2011
What do you call it when you allow your child to become so fat that it resembles nothing more than a horrific looking, flat faced weeble wobble? Leebricked. Child abuse is also accepted.
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by kevin
May 4, 2011
If you are indeed monitoring the internet, then I hope the message reaches you, and reached you well. I’ve been told you can make contact through dreams. My dreams are constructs, in that I dream about the same place over and over again. Please take a moment to meet me. All I want to do …
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