So you thought perhaps being alone on that miserable sodding holiday known as Valentine’s Day could be the worst thing possible. No, not so. The only thing worse is being so madly and completely in love with someone who can’t (or won’t) be ones Valentine, knowing full well she’ll be getting fucked by someone else. …
Category Archive: rants
Feb
13
2012
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Feb
12
2012
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We were wrong. One *can* say never, and mean it.
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Sep
05
2011
Sept 2011 Test
tis the season
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Jul
06
2011
Cheney Mason
You know him. Once of the shysters who got Casey Anthony off. Oh, and somewhere in there they defended her too. Anyway, some of the talking heads referred to him as a ‘southern gentleman’. When Mason showed his true colours and flipped off the media, he demonstrated exactly what kind of person he is. He …
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May
31
2011
Bad Friends, No Beer
There is no such thing as ‘unconditional friendship’. Anyone who claims to be your friend will ultimately butt fuck you at one time or another, and all you can do is pull the dick out of your ass and send your so called friend packing with a message they burnt their bridge and to find …
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May
12
2011
Nightmares?
I used to ‘knock boots’ with a particular man hater named Ursula Centeno. I was one of life knows how many conquests she used up and tossed aside since her so called ‘divorce’. (Several STD tests since then have shown I got away lucky). I can’t completely blame her. She has a rather FAT and …
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May
05
2011
New Terminology I
What do you call it when you allow your child to become so fat that it resembles nothing more than a horrific looking, flat faced weeble wobble? Leebricked. Child abuse is also accepted.
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May
04
2011
To SaLuSa of Sirius
If you are indeed monitoring the internet, then I hope the message reaches you, and reached you well. I’ve been told you can make contact through dreams. My dreams are constructs, in that I dream about the same place over and over again. Please take a moment to meet me. All I want to do …
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Apr
02
2011
Post 5
bit.ly test
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Apr
01
2011
Post 4
Checking functionality on April 1
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